mmxgn@0: a fox and a monkey were traveling together on the same road
mmxgn@0: as they journeyed they passed through a cemetery full of monuments
mmxgn@0: all these monuments which you see
mmxgn@0: said the monkey
mmxgn@0: are erected in honor of my ancestors who were in their day freedmen and citizens of great renown
mmxgn@0: the fox replied
mmxgn@0: you have chosen a most appropriate subject for your falsehoods as i am sure none of your ancestors will be able to contradict you